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By BEE - 10/10/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 23:48 - France

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML

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Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2018 14:00

Today, the lady in front of me in the checkout line had a pacifier hanging around her neck, but I didn't think much of it until it was time for her to pay. She reacted to the $250 total by crying like a baby and very loudly asking me to put the pacifier in her mouth to calm her down. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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Sunday 11 October 2009 9:13

How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o

null_fml 11

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:14

Was it at least a baby coconut?

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danzigPO_1939 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:06

****... DOUBLE COMMENT. that is how excited I am

headcreeps 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:20

LMFAO. this is awesome. favoring it nowww... :D:D

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:39

Epically classic. I wish I could have been there for the awkward moment that your "compliment" brought about.

keres 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 23:30

Who's to say it wasn't a BABY COCONUT?! YEAAAAAAAAAAH :D

blastvortex 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 23:55

Awww... What a cute wittle coconut....

NonExistance 0

Monday 12 October 2009 1:02

For everyone getting angry at the OP for saying it was cute before they could see it, it was pretty stupid, but if you want to compliment them you don't walk up, examine the baby, and just say "ma'am, your baby if fugly." it's just a nice thing to do, but it's not reccomended.