By BEE - 10/10/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML
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Same thing different taste

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How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o

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****... DOUBLE COMMENT. that is how excited I am

LMFAO. this is awesome. favoring it nowww... :D:D

Epically classic. I wish I could have been there for the awkward moment that your "compliment" brought about.

Who's to say it wasn't a BABY COCONUT?! YEAAAAAAAAAAH :D

For everyone getting angry at the OP for saying it was cute before they could see it, it was pretty stupid, but if you want to compliment them you don't walk up, examine the baby, and just say "ma'am, your baby if fugly." it's just a nice thing to do, but it's not reccomended.

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Babies are hideous, wretched little things. I think only baby birds share the same level of monstrosity, and they grow out of it pretty quick.

LMFAO oh shit jesus, baby birds really are some ugly bitches. But we mammals can sure rival them sometimes. Baby chimps, anyone?

most newborn babies look the same so what made it cute?? how do you mix up a baby and a cocunut??