By babbling idiot - 14/08/2015 09:35 - Canada

Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML
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magicsablebounce 8

And that folks, is why it's always a good idea to say tatoos instead of tats to an attractive woman.

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drosek89 20

That sucks OP. I hope you corrected yourself and get off with a warning. I guess she couldn't take tit for tat. ;)

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RedPillSucks 31

good thing she didn't have a taser. you would have been the subject of the new Dr. Seus book. Chick with **** and tats tase OP

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daemonsparta 16

well according to a recent article complimenting tats is bad too

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Dexter83_fml 17

That sucks ok tell us how you got on plz ?

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IreneProblems 14

A whole new meaning to the phrase "tit for tat"

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daemonsparta 16

according to a recent article you would still be in trouble if you complimented her tats

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SiKH_WiT_iT 13

If you want impress someone thats into tattoos. Most of the time the like you to say tattoos over "tats" or tattoo machine over tattoo "gun"

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kewpiesuicide 29

Helpful hint: Most people with tattoos find the word 'tats' very annoying anyway.

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