By expertdoubleex - 28/01/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend advice on apartment hunting - as we were planning to move in with each other. He told me that there is no way he can afford to move out of his parents' house anytime soon. He can, however, afford a collection of belt-fed automatic nerf guns. FML
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expertdoubleex 0

Allo Trollsters. This is the silly girl who posted the FML. A few disclaimers: 1) Rent is cheaper here than you are thinking. My last place here ran under $500, utilities included. If we split the cost, we aren't looking at massive expenses. 2) He is 25 years old, he lives at his parents' for free, he has a job AND THEY GIVE HIM AN ALLOWANCE. Oh, yeah, and they pay his bills for him. 3) Yes, he acquired all the nerf guns at once, within the past week. 4) I don't have a problem with his hobby. Boys will be boys, and I kinda have a thing for nerds. I do, however, have a problem with the fact that he has lied to me for the past 6 months about his future aspirations... Because I have been busting ass, nose-to-the-grindstone, working towards getting my debts paid off so we could get this place together. Aaaaand, apparently toys are more important.

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Mike_H0ck 1

I'm not a doctor or anything, but im pretty sure that a few nerf guns are less expensive than maintaining an appt.

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Jrook 0

$40 for nerf guns. $200-$600 for rent.... yes I can see how this makes sense. besides the belt fed nerf guns kick ass

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waffleslol 0

dude, you have a kick ass boyfriend then. be grateful you have one with an awesome sense of humor

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nyny26 0

he's probably just not that into you... or a closet bed-wetter... either way, win for you to not move in with someone who's not ready...

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kirakira333 0

two words: nerf guns! those things are sweet! :D so much fun to chase people/animals with them... and automatic means for faster firing ;D just try and escape!

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Xppppppppppppp 1

well the nerd vulcan EBF blaster is kickass xD

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boondoxfan 0

wtf a nerf gun those are for kids you need to dump his ass on the curb

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Mike_H0ck 1

actually its my real name believe it or not.. my last name starts with hock so its kinda been my nickname since middle school

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ballerfun911 0

they aren't that expensive

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royboh 0

Congratulations! You are romantically involved with a man who took out loans with a 500% interest rate to buy NERF GUNS!

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