Intimacy: Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me... - FML

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By not satisfied - 11/02/2016 17:06 - United States - Barnhart

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Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?" FML

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rockaroths 15

Friday 12 February 2016 1:20

You need to talk to him and let him know sex isn't a one way street and isn't all about him but it's also 50% about you

LexiD19 26

Friday 12 February 2016 1:24

You need to have a serious talk with him. Him not caring to please you says something (possibly) about how much he cares. Worse comes to worst, don't allow penetration until he gives you one first.

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splashhh_fml 7

Sunday 14 February 2016 11:54

U should reply ummm couse im horney

splashhh_fml 7

Sunday 14 February 2016 11:56

U should reply back ..umm couse im horny , not that Im leaving eith amature

withmeall 3

Monday 15 February 2016 2:53

he might care when you stop having sex with him completely. if you don't cum he don't cum. Or leave him. Your pleasure is JUST AS IMPORTANT. Sex is not your "gift" to him, obligation from wife to husband. A man who doesn't understand the thrill of pleasing a woman right is just a child. Leave him.

Xion0014 20

Monday 15 February 2016 11:10

Why the hell are you even married to someone so selfish?

shinikageWolf 15

Monday 15 February 2016 15:28

But he'll bitch about you using a toy to finish the job he won't I'm sure.

riperoonie 15

Tuesday 16 February 2016 10:18

it sounds like he was a bit embarrassed op if he paused like that. give him a talk and talk nicely, sorry op. FYL

rogerover 19

Thursday 18 February 2016 17:47

He needs to learn to love licking your labia long time.

darkangel7410 17

Saturday 20 February 2016 6:59

Sounds like he really does not give a damn. I agree with some of the other comments. Go on strike and just buy toys. He will either give in or he will give up. Either way something has to happen.

TinyBPFlower 6

Sunday 21 February 2016 6:46

Divorce

phree04 1

Tuesday 23 February 2016 19:50

What an ass. Tell him that sex is important to you, that you should be able to ****** too, and if he doesn't start trying you will leave.

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