By Heyjai - 16/12/2014 14:31 - United States - Westwood

Today, I asked my spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream, since I couldn't see what was going on down there clearly. Next time, I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with my online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML
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Heyjai 18

Hi everyone, OP here. Thanks for taking the time to read my post. Just to clarify my "brilliance" in getting into this situation...it was my first day of a virtual class so I had configured the camera and mic to work about an hour before class started, and thought I had muted both...but apparently had not done these properly. The hemorrhoids was particularly painful that day, and I didn't know if everything was ok down there, which is why I asked for spousal assistance before they left for work. i used the bed as it was easier to prop up on that than any surface in the bathroom. apparently several other students thought to set up their computers early too. just my luck. I won't be making THIS mistake anytime soon...

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Top comments

Welshite 39

You're educating them by giving them real-life practical scenarios.

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foxwasalamb 24

shit man, how do you forget something like that? were you conference calling in the bathroom? id want that to be super private

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sweetbliss3 37

why couldn't you do it yourself? you should have learned where your body parts are located when you were 2. you don't really need to see what's going on, just feel.

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tygerarmy 35

Today, I was on a conference call with my classmates. One of them called their spouse over to put on hemroid cream. We had to watch everything. FML

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nmrhog 15

I agree with pp. How the hell do you forget your on a conference call. You deserve it. This needs a follow up

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CliffyB03 28

That's true love right there

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captainsmegma 12

It takes a village to properly apply hemmy cream.

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johnthejolly 10

There is no way you can make that big of a mistake

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_delaneybear 20

Ouch! That much suck OP. Next time Muting the phone would be smart

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Death69 24

And now I fully expect one of your classmates writing an FML, about what they witnessed on this conference call!

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