Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming...

By hale_551 - 11/09/2015 16:34

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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You little shit

By UN4 - 27/05/2015 16:25 - United States

Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML

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By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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By JaneVI - 10/02/2011 22:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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By Speechless - 18/03/2015 08:37 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

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By notwhatithought - 21/08/2015 19:43 - Germany - Erlangen

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 15:05 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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By SuperCoolGurl - 17/12/2011 13:30 - Australia

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

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earljonez 22

Saturday 12 September 2015 9:03

I think your teacher watches too much ****....

nzhx 23

Saturday 12 September 2015 9:20

I hope you didn't get into too much trouble for this, OP. If it were me I'd probably turn this back on your teacher for sexualizing a minor. In any case, maybe have a friend tutor you?

Comments

FuqBoiQ 4

Sunday 13 September 2015 3:04

Dude **** your teacher

ShadowlessSpear 21

Sunday 13 September 2015 6:23

OP already tried, and apparently failed.

MissRaindrop 20

Sunday 13 September 2015 3:38

Well, Someone certainly has a high opinion of himself.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 13 September 2015 5:21

That's a bit extreme...I guess you are better off asking a classmate

BabyrooKid 11

Sunday 13 September 2015 8:37

♫ Don't stand ... don't stand so ... don't stand so close to me ♪

SookyLala 13

Sunday 13 September 2015 10:38

that sucks but as a teacher these days you can never be too careful, and all it takes is some rumors and their careers are prsctically worthless. hust explain to the principal whats up and move on

rocketman9mm 5

Sunday 13 September 2015 19:14

Might have been a bit of an overreaction if that's all you did. But look at it from his perspective - these days even an unfounded accusation against a teacher could ruin their career and make them a national villain if it goes viral.