By mmlncwdr - 14/08/2016 19:08

Today, I'm working an 8-hour shift on less than 3 hours of sleep. In order to stay awake, I chugged 3 Red Bulls. Now I can't feel my face. FML
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mmlncwdr 9

Hey, OP here! I can't believe this got published! These comments are great, I've been laughing for the last 20 mins. So to clear things up a bit, no 8 hours on less than 3 hours of sleep is not that bad, to an adult, I am 16 and have an anxiety disorder. The pills I take make me extremely drowsy, and I also happened to have a three hour practice that same night. I went directly from work to practice so the 3 Red Bulls were necessary. I will not be doing that again in the near future seeing as I could feel my heart beating in my chest all afternoon. And before I go, I did love it?? thanks everyone for the comments!

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PBplusJ 12

But did you grow 3 pairs of wings?

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Thinkitthrough 23

But... do you love it?

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Thinkitthrough 23

But... do you love it?

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Noah98 20

Enjoy your inevitable heart attack, OP!

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Jackimo98 24

You would need to drink a whooooole lot of redbull to die from caffeine

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PBplusJ 12

But did you grow 3 pairs of wings?

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ragnarok1540 39

Of course not. Drinking extra red bulls doesn't give you multiple pairs of wings. Doing so will only reset the timer on the first set of wings so you can keep flying for longer ...

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PBplusJ 12

Oh of course, I should've known, excuse me

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mezochan 29

Damn, here I was hoping chugging three red bulls turned you into some kind of seraphim.

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KyoshiroT 32

They will give you a pair of wings, but not the ones you want.

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acmariner99 25

To state the obvious... Don't do that!

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okaydisarray 17

But I bet you can feel your heart pounding in your chest.

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thawny_fml 21

Going at roughly 240 beats per minute.

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ruudseriesx 25

By that point meth is more cost effective.

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