Love: Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on...

By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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Silver linings

By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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Brave

By :// - 04/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML

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By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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Know this of me…

By thefmlman2011 - 02/09/2023 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML

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Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By e.middlechild - 13/06/2009 12:15 - United States

Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML

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Friendzone 2.0

By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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PBplusJ 12

Monday 5 September 2016 5:03

Today, my best friend asked out my girlfriend at work, FML

PBplusJ 12

Monday 5 September 2016 5:01

I'm guessing and hoping she said no?

Comments

GhostFox 33

Monday 5 September 2016 5:18

Wow that is awkward... Though, understandable if you've either never met her or only met her a few times (or have absolutely trash facial recognition like I do). Best to just fess up now, before things get blown out of proportion.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 5 September 2016 5:24

I don't think your best friend is going to buy that story. I bird-dogged your girlfriend because...I FORGOT...she was your girlfriend. Steve Martin gave us the solution to everything!

ABlindMan 17

Monday 5 September 2016 6:52

How do you get them having sex from OP asking her out? "Man that was a great lunch. Oh look, it's time to have sex on the table." I'm no expert on these 'spontaneous sex lunches' but I don't believe that's how that works.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 5 September 2016 7:10

Bird-dog doesn't necessarily mean sex.

thatweirdasian 22

Monday 5 September 2016 9:39

17, a bird dog, in this case, refers to someone who has stolen another person's girlfriend/boyfriend.

daz18m 15

Monday 5 September 2016 5:44

Abort mission.

73012211 17

Monday 5 September 2016 6:20

Honestly, if my best friend started dating someone I work with (or if their SO got a job where I work), I think I'd know about it pretty quickly. How were you not aware that your best friend was dating someone you work with?

yerawizardlizzy 27

Monday 5 September 2016 18:06

That's what I'm saying! And it's a little odd that OP and the coworker haven't talked enough to figure that out. If I think I know a coworker from a past experience I always ask.