By laureri - 13/03/2015 21:45 - United States - Princeton Junction

Today, I ate a wonderful meal, after which I fell asleep on my couch and had a dream that my husband was passionately kissing me. I woke up to realize it was actually my cat licking bits of food out of my teeth. FML
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laureri 26

Hey OP here! To answer some questions, my husband does not have a sandpaper tongue, that would be awful! I didn't have huge bits of food just your regular after food residue. I usually do brush after meals but the itus was strong and I immediately fell asleep after the meal. And yes I brushed, mouthwashed, and flossed immediately after I woke up with a cat tongue in my mouth!! Repeatedly I might add. My cats are beggars, they will do almost anything for table food apparently licking my teeth is fare game. The comments made me laugh, so thanks guys. Cheers!

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Top comments

abNormal62 23

Your husband has a similar scratchy cat like tongue? That must provide for very interesting fun times

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Don't feel bad OP, some cats are just bizarre (I have one that likes to get into the shower with me :/). Take it as a sign of love and keep it as a funny story you can tell

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Comments

snarkytruth 37

I love my cats to death and even give them a kiss on the forehead but this grossed even me out.

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dudeface13 9

Cats just don't give AF. That's basically why I love cats so much.

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WCARlover 34

That cat was going to get some of that wonderful meal any way it could :p

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ana_lee_bonde 17

Some people are weird af with their cats, like my mom… *shudders*

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Carnaxa 8

Didn't Bird Bird teach you to brush your teeth after every meal? That being said gross man, how much food was stuck between your teeth that your cat would act as though it was catnip, geez. Brush your teeth!!

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awkwardeer 26

I was thinking the same thing... Gross!

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failedgamer01 20

I think brushing and flossing before a nap might avoid that. After all I hear cats don't like the smell of mint anyway

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janfleury 19

Reason 180362000001why I won't have a cat.

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Merylwen 24

I think a dog would be a lot more likely to do that than a cat. This cat must have been starving.

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