By laureri - 13/03/2015 21:45 - United States - Princeton Junction

Today, I ate a wonderful meal, after which I fell asleep on my couch and had a dream that my husband was passionately kissing me. I woke up to realize it was actually my cat licking bits of food out of my teeth. FML
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laureri 26

Hey OP here! To answer some questions, my husband does not have a sandpaper tongue, that would be awful! I didn't have huge bits of food just your regular after food residue. I usually do brush after meals but the itus was strong and I immediately fell asleep after the meal. And yes I brushed, mouthwashed, and flossed immediately after I woke up with a cat tongue in my mouth!! Repeatedly I might add. My cats are beggars, they will do almost anything for table food apparently licking my teeth is fare game. The comments made me laugh, so thanks guys. Cheers!

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abNormal62 23

Your husband has a similar scratchy cat like tongue? That must provide for very interesting fun times

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Don't feel bad OP, some cats are just bizarre (I have one that likes to get into the shower with me :/). Take it as a sign of love and keep it as a funny story you can tell

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ouijacorn 9

Your husband's tongue must be rough af.

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Snaxia 12

Do you not swallow your food

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thatonetribute 31

Thought it was going to end with "I don't have a husband."

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laureri 26

Hey OP here! To answer some questions, my husband does not have a sandpaper tongue, that would be awful! I didn't have huge bits of food just your regular after food residue. I usually do brush after meals but the itus was strong and I immediately fell asleep after the meal. And yes I brushed, mouthwashed, and flossed immediately after I woke up with a cat tongue in my mouth!! Repeatedly I might add. My cats are beggars, they will do almost anything for table food apparently licking my teeth is fare game. The comments made me laugh, so thanks guys. Cheers!

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Don't feel bad OP, some cats are just bizarre (I have one that likes to get into the shower with me :/). Take it as a sign of love and keep it as a funny story you can tell

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AninOnin 24

I choose to believe your play on words was intentional, OP. Love it. I'm also glad to hear you washed up as thoroughly as you could have. Just reading your FML made my lips pucker xD

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KitchKraft 21

Is the cat picture on your profile the alleged cat?

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WhatHappenedToIt 22

Haha I have one who does that! He also enjoys sitting on the patio and staring at the sky as rain falls on him.

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gintwinsmoore 20

brush before bed next time. that's nasty, OP!

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150493x 29

Refer to the follow up.

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Paws_Cat 29

Did you at least buy it dinner first, or did it take care of that itself?

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