By laureri - 13/03/2015 21:45 - United States - Princeton Junction

Today, I ate a wonderful meal, after which I fell asleep on my couch and had a dream that my husband was passionately kissing me. I woke up to realize it was actually my cat licking bits of food out of my teeth. FML
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laureri 26

Hey OP here! To answer some questions, my husband does not have a sandpaper tongue, that would be awful! I didn't have huge bits of food just your regular after food residue. I usually do brush after meals but the itus was strong and I immediately fell asleep after the meal. And yes I brushed, mouthwashed, and flossed immediately after I woke up with a cat tongue in my mouth!! Repeatedly I might add. My cats are beggars, they will do almost anything for table food apparently licking my teeth is fare game. The comments made me laugh, so thanks guys. Cheers!

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Top comments

abNormal62 23

Your husband has a similar scratchy cat like tongue? That must provide for very interesting fun times

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Don't feel bad OP, some cats are just bizarre (I have one that likes to get into the shower with me :/). Take it as a sign of love and keep it as a funny story you can tell

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Comments

mellajella 14

Well a cat's mouth is cleaner than a humans do the only thing that it dirtier was The cat's mouth.

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dblogic 19

#50...I understood the first half of the sentence but what happened to the last half?

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ryannmichael 17

Does that mean your cat is more passionate than your husband? Sorry OP!

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chill99 15

You should brush your teeth right meow.

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Tutetheblack 20

How were you sleeping with your mouth open? Hehe, also , i bet you snore !

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askullnamedbilly 33

Honestly, I'm more grossed out by your lack of dental hygiene than your cat licking your mouth.

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doodlecloud 26

I am pretty sure that even when I don't brush my teeth I do not have actual bits of food in my mouth. That's just nasty.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Sure, but I've never had bits of food big enough for a cat to notice and pick out of my teeth after eating before.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I think op was just being poetic when writing this.

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Cassandra2015 21

there's no real witty comment to say to this post , that's just bizarre and gross .

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