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By sophietr8 - 19/01/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Ferwoude

Today, I attended my aunt's open-casket funeral. My sister spent the first quarter of an hour neither grieving nor celebrating her life, but whining that the "cute" clothes my aunt was dressed in could have been handed down to her, instead of being "wasted". FML

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sophietr8 7

Sunday 20 January 2013 5:30

In order to explain more, my aunt had promised to lend her the shirt, so she was a little angry that my uncle used that one in the open casket. It was just a momentary thing, but yeah, it was pretty bitchy. I already had a long conversation with her about it.

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KingCeltic77 18

Sunday 20 January 2013 2:56

What a spoiled brat.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 20 January 2013 3:00

You should have told her that you were mortified, and she was dead wrong because her logic had a fatal flaw. What, too soon?

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lemonademixer 7

Tuesday 29 January 2013 6:14

Smack the shit out of that selfish bitch!

cna1216 15

Thursday 22 August 2013 17:46

Sorry for your loss, OP. I just buried my uncle.

aishah77 21

Thursday 12 February 2015 3:56

Aw that's awfull that's so disrespectful

de_ehlluminati 14

Tuesday 10 November 2015 0:11

What a spoiled bitch! Disown that lil ****

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