Work: Today, I began training my replacement at work. She's a senior...

By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, I began training my replacement at work. She's a senior citizen. She got excited when I taught her how to highlight text on the screen and double-click the mouse because she "never knew how to do those fancy tricks." The job is entirely computer-based. I have to train her for 6 weeks. FML

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By jessiethebestie - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that for the next two months I'll get to train physicians on how to use the computer program that has made my job obsolete. I've known this program was coming for months, but I didn't know it would be taking my job. FML

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By unicornlovet - 23/02/2019 16:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I filled in for my absent pregnant co-worker like I have done since she went on disability a month ago, at the job I’ve been doing for 15 months. Today the replacement they hired also came to work, and I had to train her since she has more experience and got the maternity leave position over me. FML

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musicbeautiful 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:07

UGHHHH who HIRED HER too much pain. then again your helping her get out of potential pension debt

JocelynKaulitz 28

Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:17

haha at least you know fancy computer tricks (:

Comments

ulicksam 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 13:53

And that's why you have to train her. Now just do the job, which you're getting paid to do, and stop complaining.

wDeemish 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 14:02

Lol what :L ?

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Wednesday 17 November 2010 14:20

I'd shoot myself. Some things are impossible. And when it's time to replace the old lady...

blackdog6969 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 14:33

Tell her the company's training website is lemonparty.org maybe she'll have a heart attack and you won't have to worry about it.

persephone13 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 15:07

I mean, it's awesome that she's so excited to learn...but why would they hire a person with no computer skills for a computer-based job? Sounds like even grannies lie on their resumes.....lol

Rahnt 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 15:11

Stop being such a tool about it. I'm sure she knows a hell of a lot more about certain things than you do. Just because someone is an OAP doesn't make them stupid.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 17 November 2010 15:20

OAP? Old Ass Person? OP did she tell her pussy to get the mouse?

minimog16uk 8

Wednesday 17 November 2010 16:47

This doesn't surprise me, I wonder what some employers are thinking when they employ people like this. Where one of my realitives worked, they hired 2 people (both from Pakistan) and part of the job description was "good english speaking and reading/writing skills". Neither could speak very good english and it was discovered later that neither of them could write in ANY language.