Work: Today, I began training my replacement at work. She's a senior...

By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, I began training my replacement at work. She's a senior citizen. She got excited when I taught her how to highlight text on the screen and double-click the mouse because she "never knew how to do those fancy tricks." The job is entirely computer-based. I have to train her for 6 weeks. FML

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Today, I became the senior receptionist at my job, which is supposed to have three receptionists. The others all had life changes, so they're moving on, which is fair, but now I have to train new people. I've been here three weeks. FML

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By unicornlovet - 23/02/2019 16:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I filled in for my absent pregnant co-worker like I have done since she went on disability a month ago, at the job I’ve been doing for 15 months. Today the replacement they hired also came to work, and I had to train her since she has more experience and got the maternity leave position over me. FML

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musicbeautiful 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:07

UGHHHH who HIRED HER too much pain. then again your helping her get out of potential pension debt

JocelynKaulitz 28

Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:17

haha at least you know fancy computer tricks (:

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hairt 4

Wednesday 17 November 2010 18:05

kill her and say she died of a heart attack. after that you are free

letsstumphannah 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:26

I do IT support for a University. You cannot believe the number of faculty members, who are making more money than I do, as well as teaching kids that don't know how to do these basic steps. Its not cool or okay when I'm having to fix a presentation that you are making for the VP of the University and they get all the credit. The same goes for students how do you not know how to use a computer at 18 years old??

BlueEyesAsian 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:57

Ahaha hey at least your job will be easy for 6 weeks.

MustangGirL 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 20:58

Holy crap. You can double click?

Petman1325 5

Wednesday 17 November 2010 22:25

Think on the plus side...for 6 weeks, you get to be a genius.

lolsucks4u 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 0:08

So if this is computer-based and she didn't even know how to double-click and highlight text than why the **** did your manager hire her for the job? You need to tell your manager that she doesn't have the requirements for the job.

starberries 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 0:18

Seriously! Unemployment is almost 10% and they can't find someone competent?

Griggy 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 0:46

Yeah... You're gonna have to find a new replacement...

sjokokokko 0

Friday 19 November 2010 3:01

old people 

Mr_spedo 0

Friday 19 November 2010 8:38

Hey come on seriously I think it's wrong to even consider this a FML like she's old she didnt grow up in a computer based society such as we do now this is just plain rude. You can't blame someone for what they don't know because they've never adapted you sound very incompetent and ignorant.

Arancaytar 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 18:55

You can't blame someone for being ignorant about computers when applying for and getting a job that involves working at a computer? What kind of idiot/fraud applies to a job they are not competent to do?