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By juanjohnfml - 11/08/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I bought a $300 gym membership that gives me access to the company's non-premium gyms. The non-premium gyms are all closed due to construction, because they're being turned into premium gyms. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2020 00:01

Today, as I'd been going to a gym with my wife as a guest on her account, I joined as a regular member. However, before I had time to go under my own membership, the gym closed down due to the coronavirus. FML

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By samsterling - 13/03/2016 22:30 - United States - Blacksburg

Today, I paid $500 for a gym membership after moving into a brand new house, since 12 years of software development has taken its toll. When I told my instructor about my goal to lose 35lbs in two months, he simply said, "Yeah... That's not going to happen. Try another gym," and left promptly. FML

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By naagodinho - 09/01/2012 14:56 - Portugal

Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 19:00

Today, it was my first day at a new gym, which cost a fortune. Some skinny teen who had clearly never lifted in his life dropped a weight while I was stretching and broke my ankle. Money down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 10:00

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML

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By insulted - 15/11/2011 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

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By fatandsad - 03/01/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, I bought a $450 elliptical machine to get in shape of the new year. After 5 hours of putting it together, I realized that all the ceilings in every room of my apartment are too low for me to use it without hitting my head. I can't return it. FML

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Know your place

By genderbender - 17/11/2010 01:21 - Reserved

Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML

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By gmanbuilder - 08/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, I determined that the only reason I still have a membership to my gym is that the special gummy bears they have in the vending machines are amazing. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML

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Thursday 11 August 2011 15:53

Hopefully you can get a refund?:)

Soloman212 28

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:58

Why is everyone saying it's ironic? It's not. What would have been ironic was if he used to have premium, and DOWNGRADED to non-premium.

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Lyposuction1 0

Friday 12 August 2011 2:00

ha loser

Autumn_Loves_Gir 5

Friday 12 August 2011 2:11

jjdbsshjksanx

forevermylife 0

Friday 12 August 2011 4:33

Fail, suks to be you bitch

tigermilz 1

Friday 12 August 2011 4:40

So yy would you sign up dumb ass

Mistery510 6

Friday 12 August 2011 8:10

your an idiot

sez_666 2

Friday 12 August 2011 15:04

Fyi It's you're :)

jedielf 23

Friday 12 August 2011 11:51

Please do some research before you spend that much on things!

Jormantha 0

Friday 12 August 2011 14:40

What gym sells memberships to gyms they know are closed? Do your research much?

sez_666 2

Friday 12 August 2011 15:02

That's why you always read the fine print :)

iNomBaconz 0

Friday 12 August 2011 19:25

Looks like you'll be a lil' chubb forever :p jk op, demand a refund and find a new gym.

god7000 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 17:33

Haha(:

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