By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
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Synedge 0

Get your phone back! If she dont. Just cancel that crap!

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rihannalover 0

i call bs why would she except it if she was gonna break up with you? but if it's real, get it back. you deserve the phone!

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4oooo 0

This is when you take the phone back and if shes not willing you: 1) cancel contract or 2) make it so she doesn't have texting and has a huge bill to pay :)

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yungmoolahbaby 0

1) don't spend money on hoes. 2) cancel the contract. 3) see if you can get the plan switched over to your name. 4) shit on her porch.

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1goodthing 0

I think there are at least 10 of this kind of FMLs in the previous 20 pages. seriously who monitors these things??

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HiSHAM 0

break up with the bitch and take your iphone

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smokey23 0

cancel it i think you have 30 days on some phones get that phone back if you can. how tacky been there done that stuck with the phone for 2 year contract and we broke up nest time pre paid phone. then she can pay for it unstead of you.

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McHammerfist 0

You should've waited until today. iPhone 3G is now 99 bucks.

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Sapphy 0

D: it's sick how people can use you like that... im sorry, hope you can cancel that shit

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Nakedsquirrel 5

I clicked both. The only time a guy should be spending so much money on a woman he's not married to is when he's picking up a ring. But then I'm pretty cynical when it comes to relationships.

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godyourethick 0

Cancel the contract, confront her, and get the phone back. If the contract's not in her name, you could say that you gave it to her to keep for you for some reason or that you lent it to her and report it as stolen if she doesn't give it back. I'm no lawyer, but that might do the job. #125 might have a good idea too: if the contract's in her name, make it as inclusive of as little as possible so she unknowingly racks up some fat bill.

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