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By Mervin22 - 29/01/2011 04:10 - Australia

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML

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By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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Saturday 29 January 2011 8:54

just paint it or cover it with marker

stacster 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:02

well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships

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TakeOneLastBreat_fml 0

Monday 31 January 2011 6:04

win. I love your dad.

tjl88 0

Monday 31 January 2011 12:27

What a redneck. Seriously.

pepicaca 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 6:56

is your 7 perhaps?

DatWhiteGuy 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:02

KKK FTW!! Jk.

claiiire_fml 17

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:01

Your dad's a loser.

TacoOfGir 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 5:14

KKK?

ThatGuyRory 9

Sunday 13 November 2011 1:03

Some people need to chill. Yes, the KKK and facism are terrible, but it's a joke. People have different senses of humour. Ever heard of 'Dead Baby' jokes? No one ever wants to see a dead infant, but the jokes are tossed around freely.

attaboy368 20

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:08

and the dead baby jokes are not funny either....There is nothing "chill" or "cool" about that stuff.just cause they are "tossed around freely" doesn't make its ok.....Just because you can doesn't mean you should!

superpokgai123 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 11:46

I got a questin Is your dad white has blond hair and blue eyes? If he does then hes just expressing his true feelings It would be a good time 2 not mention any of ur jewish ir black friends coz they could mysteriouly die........