By Mervin22 - 29/01/2011 04:10 - Australia

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
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stacster 0

well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships

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MrBond007_fml 6

108- it's your the only one who gets it! its totally the first one!!!

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bobjoefredsky 0

it IS funny and to all you morons who think your dad is a douchebag, are the ones who most likely get beaten up by muggers ad gangstas cuz they are socially awkward. I'm just saying. as for u, u probably have a great sense of humor (from your dad) and u should respect him more. I'm not being bossy it's just what I would do.

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DocBastard 38

Bobjoe, why don't you shut your ignorant little mouth and go do some homework. Swastikas and the Klan are funny to you? Really? Sure, you're entitled to your opinion, but there is no humour in either. Ask any Jew if swastikas are funny. Ask any black person if the Klan is funny. Then express your stupid little opinion to either and see how quickly you get the shit beaten out of you. Grow up and get a ******* clue, little boy.

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pinkcowgirl1 0

Step 1. Go to tsc & buy $1.00 roll of vet wrap. 2. Wrap your cast with said vet wrap. 3. Stop being a little b*#ch & get over it.

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DVecc 0

I think we should just wipe out the redneck states... the United States would be so much better off without them

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ashleymorin 2

duude thaat is HILARIOUS ! if i were you i would leave it like that .

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Arschloch04 0

Your father is Troll Dad?

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ShrukiantheMad 0

Dear England/Aussie... Pease take me away from America! I hate it here! I wish to have thoufhtful intelligent concersations with men and womeb of caliber, not the idiot racist sexist pigs of America, oh and by the football sucks, but Futbol is awesome :D

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kingdomhearts3 0

Maybe it would be easier to have intelligent and "thoufhtful" "concersations" with your fellow countrymen if you made an attempt to speak the same language is them...I imagine it would be difficult to converse with others of your "caliber" if you have no means of communication... Pease? thoufhtful? concersations? womeb? caliber? oh and by the football sucks? I don't even have a clue what you were attempting to say in the last one...Before you knock America (which I myself am no fan of), you should learn some basic communication skills.

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ShrukiantheMad 0

Thoughtful* Women* Conversations* damn ipod lag

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