By Blaphlafagus - 01/11/2013 01:16 - United States - Killeen

Today, I broke my tooth nearly in half. On a completely unrelated note, the Jew's Harp is my new least-favorite instrument. FML
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Blaphlafagus 19

Kinda awkward that I play the saxophone as my main instrument... Ok story time, so I was sitting there in my Music Theory class just messing around because it was near the end of the period and one of my friends brought this instrument thing called a Jew's Harp or Jaw Harp. They said it plays by vibrating your teeth or something so, not thinking clearly, put it directly against my teeth and pulled the thing back really far and let it loose. I have no clue what I was thinking at the time. Luckily I'll go to the dentist on Monday and get it all nice and pretty again.

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darwinism 30

It would hurt breaking a tooth like that. On a completely unrelated note, I have to change the drive belt of my car.

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PPFrostbyte 7

Don't forget to brush your teeth before your dentist visit. Wouldn't want the dentist to forget to wash his hands.

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Orhugs 11

Haha "note" teehee punny XD

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Honema 16

you shouldn't have written on a completely unrelated note... after googling a jew's harp I think it was quite related

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Infamous_Tora 12

You are one in a long line to not understand sarcasm.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

That just flew right over your head didn't it? It's a little thing called being facetious... Say it with me /fəˈsēSHəs/ It's ok sunshine. You'll get the gist of it eventually. Just hang in there cupcake... lol!

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Mjwnenrjs 17

Am I just drunk or do I just not understand this FML? Hint: it's both

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Durtmania 8

HE/SHE WAS PLAYING THE HARP AND ALMOST BROKE THEIR TOOTH

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KK3137 31

Also, it wasn't a Harp, it was a Jew's Harp, one that you're supposed to play with your mouth (and fingers, of course)

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tranced_ 45

try harder.. no instrument is easy to play..

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JMichael 25

I know a good dentist you can go see.

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Dramori 29

I'm confused as to how you managed to break a tooth on the harp since you just grip it softly between your teeth/lips! That's like saying you broke your jaw playing a saxophone... FYL.

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Blaphlafagus 19

Kinda awkward that I play the saxophone as my main instrument... Ok story time, so I was sitting there in my Music Theory class just messing around because it was near the end of the period and one of my friends brought this instrument thing called a Jew's Harp or Jaw Harp. They said it plays by vibrating your teeth or something so, not thinking clearly, put it directly against my teeth and pulled the thing back really far and let it loose. I have no clue what I was thinking at the time. Luckily I'll go to the dentist on Monday and get it all nice and pretty again.

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jblumz 15

****, I'm Jewish and don't even know what a Jew's harp is...

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Bloink 25

That's cuz it's not a Jewish harp, it's just called that :p

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