By Blaphlafagus - 01/11/2013 01:16 - United States - Killeen

Today, I broke my tooth nearly in half. On a completely unrelated note, the Jew's Harp is my new least-favorite instrument. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 499
You deserved it 4 775

Blaphlafagus tells us more.

Kinda awkward that I play the saxophone as my main instrument... Ok story time, so I was sitting there in my Music Theory class just messing around because it was near the end of the period and one of my friends brought this instrument thing called a Jew's Harp or Jaw Harp. They said it plays by vibrating your teeth or something so, not thinking clearly, put it directly against my teeth and pulled the thing back really far and let it loose. I have no clue what I was thinking at the time. Luckily I'll go to the dentist on Monday and get it all nice and pretty again.

Top comments

It would hurt breaking a tooth like that. On a completely unrelated note, I have to change the drive belt of my car.

Don't forget to brush your teeth before your dentist visit. Wouldn't want the dentist to forget to wash his hands.

Comments

After reading the comments I don't think I'll be googling what a "Jew's harp" is...

literally just a small instrument. more often called a mouth harp

ccubsfan94 1

something tells me those are related

If you hate it that much, call yourself hitler and throw the harp into an incinerator. ...too soon??

are you sure you werent just trying to eat it OP?

If you broke the tooth on the harp or even if you broke it elsewhere, the broken tooth is why you hate the jew's harp ... That makes them related. Need to work on your use of phrases.