Health: Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a...

By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

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By CessnaPilot - 13/12/2011 03:47 - United States

Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Owned - 25/03/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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By wellthen - 12/07/2016 21:35 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML

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By Lizziebelle - 01/12/2016 08:07 - United States - Seattle

Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML

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By dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

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By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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By livinproof - 10/12/2018 13:30

Today, not only did my horse step on my foot & refuse to move, he also took the opportunity to crap on my other foot while I was incapable of moving. FML

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 11:58

Oh youu thought you would win a fight withh an 1000 pound horse??

MikeDa1Da 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:29

This situation could've been avoided if OP hadn't been horsing around

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manders134 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 7:27

I wish I had a horse..:) if u keep arguing with it I'd love to take it off your hands!

nabila21 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 20:39

HURRRRRRR IM A HORRRRRRessSSS!

krs7g4 8

Wednesday 18 January 2012 20:56

You have to be a bit more nimble if you're going to win in a disagreement with a horse.

saturnsonic 3

Wednesday 18 January 2012 21:53

was this horse Mr. Ed by any chance?

AdrianEC 15

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:02

And that's why you never piss off Pinkie Pie while she's baking cupcakes.

CessnaPilot 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:55

One of my wife's stallions came up behind me and bit me in my shoulder. I didn't know he was even close to me. This was an unprovoked attack so I swung around and hit him back. I broke my hand.

FreezeeMonsta 19

Thursday 19 January 2012 7:53

Your conversational partner has disconnected...

dragoru 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 22:58

YDI. Don't **** with Sarah Jessica Parker.

TriDoubleSkip 0

Friday 20 January 2012 2:54

I work for a hunter jumper trainer, I had to walk her TB who has been on total stall rest for 3 months yesterday! I def know how you feel!

bamachick95 9

Friday 8 March 2013 0:43

That's awful! I've had to do that with a horny Lippizaner stud before. Talk about crazy...

Missimoo2901 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 15:16

Don't worry I have broken my rib because of a horse but I still love them :)

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Goodbye horses

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