Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily...

By wellthen - 12/07/2016 21:35 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML

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Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2017 16:19

Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 14:03

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By mishyb - 28/07/2013 04:28 - United States - Englewood

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By AkaiKitsune - 12/08/2017 11:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while riding around the lake, a pair of kids thought it was okay to take turns yanking my horse's tail and running away so they didn't get kicked. When I told the parents not to let their kids do that, they said that I shouldn't be riding if I can't "control my beast". FML

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Face it!

By MooCow - 13/07/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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lantz4levi 19

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:09

It could be worse. Could have stomped you after

siggy_mcsigx 22

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:37

When you felt embarrassed, your consternation wavered and the horse sensed it. Stay focused and confident. :)

Comments

lantz4levi 19

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:09

It could be worse. Could have stomped you after

mackdeezy 22

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:12

Giddyup??

ilytyvm 25

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:16

I suppose your horse couldn't take all the pressure.

cheyluvsturtles 30

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:20

animals do have a way when it comes to doing the wrong things at the wrong time. I'm guessing your horse has that skill

zezili 18

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:22

A client?

rodeogal101 9

Saturday 16 July 2016 1:17

A possible client, or someone who would want my training or riding services.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:37

When you felt embarrassed, your consternation wavered and the horse sensed it. Stay focused and confident. :)

Tomato_Cheese 22

Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:17

Tell it to stop horsing around!

MissKylie 24

Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:57

I think one thing all equestrians can agree on is that random things can and will happen, especially at shows where everyone is stressed and excited. I'm sure a simple explanation of what happened will be enough for your client, as these things do happen, and (usually) aren't an indicator of your training abilities. I hope you and your horse are uninjured, and wish you luck at future rodeos!