By niki - 10/01/2013 02:37 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
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mpj13 8

It's no ordinary toothbrush. But still it's a toothbrush so get over it

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jewwybeanzzz 10

more concerned about your toothbrush then ending a relationship... Wow your relationship must have been... Somethin else. That or you really love your toothbrush.

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Enslaved 36

Those things are crazy expensive! I have an electric toothbrush too-- but it's only $5 to replace. :P

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andrew6p 19

Really? Being sad over a toothbrush rather than a relationship that just ended? How old are you?

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beehardxcore 26

Although a toothbrush is a weird thing to be sad over, if a relationship is reeeeally bad, ending it is such a relief.

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crammer1 6

I just got one for Christmas and they are super amazing and expensive. Obviously her boyfriend was a dick and did passive aggressive things like steal a toothbrush to get back at her. I would probably miss that toothbrush more.

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emag_eht 18

She ended the relationship so it must have been bad enough not to work out. I would have been sad over my toothbrush too. They're expensive.

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Cali_Italian 8

I broke up with my most recent boyfriend because I wasn't attracted to him anymore. I wasn't upset about it because I had no feelings for him. If he had stolen my expensive electric tooth brush, I would have been more mad about that too.

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andrew6p 19

Its a toothbrush for god's sake! Its not like he took something way more valuable! Like if my ex steals my guitar or snowboard, i'd be pissed as hell! If she took my electric toothbrush, id laugh

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qirde_15 5

i don't wanna know why u missed the electric toothbrush more than him *cough* *vibrate* *cough*

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Yongchi 11

I was thinking the same thing. Dirty minded FTW.

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Catkam623 27

My comment was gonna be oh you love your toothbrush more than him now I really don't wanna know where that things been.

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buckdharma 37

That explains op's dumbfounded gynocoligist discovering gingivitis.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

I bet the toothbrush is more expensive than most sex toys lol

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ilovera 7

Are you serious? How old are you? This is probably the saddest FML I read in a while. So you are actually more sad over a freaking toothbrush than your relationship ? It's a toothbrush, get over it or buy a new one.

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mordecaiandrigby 26

She broke up with him; why would she be sad about the end of their relationship?

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cnmone 5

Your boyfriend is lucky to lose an idiot such as yourself.

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reynechristine 15

That must be some toothbrush..

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perdix 29

Are you sure you just use it on your teeth? Guys can't shake their penises at 500 Hz, so there's bound to be some jealousy there.

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bexxiiee 11

Wow... Thank goodness he's gotten away from an idiot like you! It's a goddamn toothbrush!

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Ozxkar 6

I don't blame your ex-boyfriend. You are a bitch OP. Get a new toothbrush for God's sake.

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