Love: Today, I broke up with the guy I was seeing because he has a... - FML

By hi_im_ughlee - 05/11/2015 03:36

Today, I broke up with the guy I was seeing because he has a bad temper. He refused to believe me and decided that the best way to prove me wrong was to completely destroy my newly built house, inside and out, while I was at work. FML

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hi_im_ughlee 19

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:42

Hey, guys! I'm OP. I'm glad most of you are supportive about this! Charges have been filed and he will be sued for all damages. He actually did break in, and he broke all the windows and doors, smashed all the lights and mirrors, took a hammer to the brick outside and the walls inside, and destroyed my deck. I had mini cameras installed to make sure no one would steal anything while the house was still being worked on, so I've got irrefutable proof that it was him and slowly but surely he will be brought down.

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lvg_fml 10

Thursday 5 November 2015 15:11

Involve the police. Someone capable of that is a criminal and may decide to go further and take it out on you

TacoloverSWE 23

Thursday 5 November 2015 15:09

Put a restraining order on him. With a temper like that he surely wont be glad you broke up with him in the future.

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warrenhoward42 20

Thursday 5 November 2015 15:49

sue his bitch ass.

whatunicorn 17

Thursday 5 November 2015 16:00

Bad temper? Sounds like a straight up psycho. Get a restraining order and press charges ASAP

sousaphonist 14

Thursday 5 November 2015 16:02

Call. The. Cops.

tomvertigo 17

Thursday 5 November 2015 16:02

Sue him. Of all the times people throw that out there this is the time it is warranted.

CollegeStress15 10

Thursday 5 November 2015 16:11

You should definitely get the cops involved OP. You probably ought to stay somewhere he doesn't know for a while too.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 5 November 2015 16:14

If that doesn't show a temper issue what will? Too bad you didn't have a security system put in...

Thorn9000 17

Thursday 5 November 2015 17:16

I'm over 9000% sure that he can get in a lot of trouble for that once you take legal action. Sorry he's such an asshole and I hope things get better for you

NYGiants1925 22

Thursday 5 November 2015 17:51

Call the police.

Yimpish 15

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:13

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

mads_fml 7

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:23

Have you ever heard of breaking and entering?

countryb_cth 38

Friday 6 November 2015 0:10

Pretty sure if this guy isn't above destroying a house he isn't above breaking and entering.

vikky538 28

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:26

He Mr. Wreck

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