Kids: Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk... - FML

By Kid - 17/03/2010 09:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York

Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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By hopelesscollegechick - 07/05/2013 18:14 - United States - Alexander City

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By damnedbydurberg - 22/11/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Hampton

Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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mshafty 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:11

What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.

omgxwtfxheather 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:08

lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends

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iBrittanyy 17

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:29

OP your a douchebag

fat_spaz 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:32

you dumbass that's why all those kids commit suicide now what if just cause' you did that, he commits suicide? then what are you gonna say to his mom?

supernice 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:40

and what are you going to say if you "cause" the OP to kill himself?

Sens317 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:44

lowest of the low. go rot in hell

9010649 3

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:49

your a jackass! if u want someone to talk to you, try starting a conversation! Jesus!

thatfeelsright 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:53

op ur a dick

SkilledDreamer 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:57

I hate bullies some one should cut your dick off a-hole

ckrebbs 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:59

you deserve to have noone talk to your dumb ass. just wait until that kid builds up the courage to knock your ass out

richjumba 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:05

SAD

AyeBallz07 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:22

F your pathetic life

eatthefuckingtoa 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:28

Find Jesus. I promise, he completelyy changed my life when I let him into my heart and started following him. Your life will be SO much better.

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