Parenting and Drugs: Well played

Well played

By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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By Joe Lizen - 07/08/2012 01:40 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

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By kp. - 03/09/2015 16:30 - United States

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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Mindblowing

By apparantlyStupid - 27/06/2012 23:28 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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By Rapunzel - 18/03/2012 20:02 - United States - Tucson

Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

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Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

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By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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liquidhydrogen 6

Friday 22 August 2014 5:12

What a bitch... You need to install secret cameras in your room to catch her in action. Then show it to your dad. Only solid proof will win this war.

alex_622 22

Friday 22 August 2014 5:09

Your stepmom sounds like such a lovely woman

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alex_622 22

Friday 22 August 2014 5:09

Your stepmom sounds like such a lovely woman

xx000o 27

Friday 22 August 2014 11:15

Plant some used condoms in strategic places just before your dad gets home.

fuckedPriceless 17

Friday 22 August 2014 13:04

I really like that idea...buy some used-looking clothes and lay them in their bedroom floor, and when he picks it up have a used condom fall out of it.

scapachini1 10

Saturday 23 August 2014 8:39

it's like one of those mexican shows where there's an evil stepmom and the son, or daughter try to get revenge

ItCouldBeHerpies 12

Friday 22 August 2014 5:11

Did you get it in the end?

karatekid97 17

Friday 22 August 2014 14:07

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Trin_Tran 26

Friday 22 August 2014 5:11

You two will be best friends in no time ...

vikky538 28

Friday 22 August 2014 5:12

was she a witch?

liquidhydrogen 6

Friday 22 August 2014 5:12

What a bitch... You need to install secret cameras in your room to catch her in action. Then show it to your dad. Only solid proof will win this war.

panicsdisaster 17

Friday 22 August 2014 5:14

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amc597 28

Friday 22 August 2014 12:29

She's only forcing hatred, not bonding.

Jxv 15

Friday 22 August 2014 5:16

Sounds like a really big bitch

DontClickOnMe 28

Friday 22 August 2014 5:17

What did you do to get her angry enough to do that? Either way, what she did wasn't cool and you should tell your dad about it. Hopefully he will believe you. Good luck. =)