Kids: Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk... - FML

By Kid - 17/03/2010 09:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York

Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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By hopelesscollegechick - 07/05/2013 18:14 - United States - Alexander City

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By damnedbydurberg - 22/11/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Hampton

Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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mshafty 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:11

What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.

omgxwtfxheather 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:08

lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends

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AdventurousM 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 11:10

D!CK MOVE! why don't you try being nice to people instead, at least that way, you'll have a chance at making friends, then people will Want to talk to you.

wendyheyes 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:04

just talk to someone !

ars29 7

Friday 27 May 2011 20:17

you are a tool

hateevryone 14

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:20

thats not a way to get someone to talk to you, jackass

Lil_Killah 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:51

low life :x

Louis56_fml 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:27

u r evil! turtle: ,=,e Lol TEEHEE

meidel 5

Monday 22 August 2011 5:04

You, my friend, are a real ass

queenb1621 21

Friday 26 August 2011 20:33

that sucks

SittingInTheSky 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:01

You motherfucking cockhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mske 7

Thursday 22 September 2011 18:01

do u ever think why no one talks to u?..if u dont know people hates bullies! and lol forever alone :x

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