Love: Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from....

By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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You deserved it 4 974

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By I knew it! - 02/11/2018 17:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML

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The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By Stupid - 01/03/2019 04:00

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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ForestFire0 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:10

You're pretty close though. Your boyfriend is really good at cheating. I'd review all past board game results.

teehee520 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:10

4 years?! Seriously? Wow...

Comments

fiicere 5

Friday 3 July 2009 4:47

I feel for you, but WTF? You in a long distance relationship or something? How else do you explain not noticing for FOUR YEARS?

sirdavealot 0

Friday 3 July 2009 4:49

Dude, that guy's a dick

life_sucks10 0

Friday 3 July 2009 5:40

Omg, almost the same thing happened to me! This guy asked me out, I really liked him so I said yes, and like a week later this girl came up to me and asked me if I was dating him. I said yes, and she was like, oh, well did you know that me and him and engaged? I knew about her but I was told she was his ex. Whhattever, I talked to him about it, he denied it, she threatened to jump me, and I dumped him. (:

Confuzzled87 0

Friday 3 July 2009 5:49

im so sorry sweetie! i cant imagine how that feels :( four years of your life wasted...dont worry though, you will get back on track and find someone waaay better

taylorchasewhite 0

Friday 3 July 2009 5:58

shocker havent heard this before

What_fut_YADY 0

Friday 3 July 2009 6:03

Ok, my thoughts: You: Dumb bitch, I mean how can you not notice some one cheating on you for that long. The womans life who is truely ******: You ma'am are dumber than this bimbo. Man: Dick hole who needs his penis cut off. And now I am done for the day.

hella_elyse 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:26

scan-duh-luss!

rustyrox 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:05

This like my worst nightmare... I can't even fathom such a terrible person living. I'm sorry.... there are good men out there and you deserve better! Now the tricky part is trying not to take it out on your next bf (almost gaurenteed to be a much better person)... only the scum of the earth (who should be left alone for the rest of their life) would do this to someone... or a couple people...

maddramaqueen 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:05

That really sucks. And while you probably feel really guilty for it, its not your fault if you truly didn't know. But in situations like this, no one wins. You feel horrible, and the fiancee feels horrible. You're not alone.