By Stupid - 01/03/2019 04:00

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
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manb91uk 22

He might not be once she gets through with the divorce... Maybe you should play the same game and insist you're single and don't have a boyfriend?

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alycion 38

Exes have claimed to be currents to prevent the other from moving on. Hope you aren’t dealing with a crazy ex.

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bloopaloop 27

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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manb91uk 22

He might not be once she gets through with the divorce... Maybe you should play the same game and insist you're single and don't have a boyfriend?

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RichardPencil 30

She’s probably his stalker! I’m going to tell your story to my wife, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, she’ll get a kick out of it!

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Lor'ren Galloway 5

the hell is up with the AOC comments. how is this relevant

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RichardPencil 30

First, I apologize in advance to everyone who got the joke in the first place. OK, Lor'ren. The joke was that the "wife" was just some rando that is under the delusion she's married to the OP's boyfriend. Obviously, I'm not married to AOC (yet!), so claiming to be married to her is just as absurd. You're never too old to have a schoolboy crush, at least I'm not.

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wanted_2_want 40

“I’m not married. My wife is the married one”.

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Shaik Shamir 7

"I didn't marry her, she married me!"

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Just remember if you’re the side chick chances are you aren’t the only one he’s cheating on his wife with.

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alycion 38

Exes have claimed to be currents to prevent the other from moving on. Hope you aren’t dealing with a crazy ex.

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julfunky 29

So you hope he is a cheating jerkoff? Honestly, I’ll take a crazy ex over being heartbroken.

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mackdeezy 22

Seeing as how everyone makes a good point, ie thwre any more you can add, OP?

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stormy0307 16

Could be the boyfriends ex just trying to screw with him and op.

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Traveling_Book 9

So either he’s lying or she’s his crazy ex trying to break you guys up. Either one sounds like a situation I’d want to avoid.

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