By 11Karma11 - 04/02/2015 23:35 - United Kingdom
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Hey. I'm the OP. I just signed up for an account - probably should have done that before I posted the FML. Anyhoo, my boss and I get on well and we make a habit of insulting each other. I work in a convenience store and my boss had over-ordered the chilled products, so he was trying to rearrange the fridge in the stock room to make everything fit. As I walked past, I noticed that there was a rather big box of cakes (which obviously don't need to go in the fridge) so asked him if he put them there. Which is when I started hurling insults at him! Of course, it became apparent a few minutes later that I'd also put a box of tortilla wraps in there! I don't know why I called him the "R" word. I haven't used it in years. I dropped any words that I found offensive from my vocabulary when I had my daughter. It's just being in a different environment, where the banter with the other staff is a bit more offensive than in the rest of my life. Good fun though! And of course I said it to his face, I would never, and have never said anything behind his back that I haven't already said to his face at least half a dozen times! And, I obviously deserved it!
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Why would you ever talk to your boss like that? That's your fault, OP.
Because OP is a '******* RETARD'.
Something tells me he didn't say it to his face. Perhaps he just said it to some coworkers.
But the boss must still know OP said it, otherwise it wouldn't really matter if the boss found out OP did the exact same thing.
Not all work places are as PC as an office. Not all bosses lack a sense of humour. OP, be prepared for the inevitable piss take you're about to cop
He is your boss. Why would you try to piss off the person who can make your life a living hell. Ydi
Most employers would consider your behavior grounds for termination, so you should just be happy you aren't fired.
Him and his boss are just close so it was banter between them
Tbh, you shut the hell up and be thankful this Fml is about you being fired.
isn't*?
is it?
My apologies. I didnt notice my mistake.
You should get fired
At least you didn't lose your job. Lesson learned moron
You had the YDI after "******* retard" and every word after that only made you deserve it even more.
i agree with #10
lol
that joke was funny... ...the first time someone did it.
how is that even funny?
I feel like this is going to be new trend on FML. Keeping my eyes out
Well, now don't complain if you get fired, idiot.
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Why would you ever talk to your boss like that? That's your fault, OP.
Neve bite the hand that feeds you, even if they deserve it. YDI.