By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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g_ayvel 11

I can only imagine what she would do if you told her in person

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

I can see who wears the pants in the relationship XD But seriously, that sucks T_T

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qwertyuiop100 2

Give her the "JennaMarbles" face. She'll be a goner. if you don't know what that is, Youtube !

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PinkFun1969 9

Good for her, woman should get what they want for as long as woman will put up with it!! haha

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lilrocker90 10

Start seeing another girl, and let her get mad and A- she breaks up with you, or B- you tell her that you already broke up.

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GothInside 6

Uh oh... U might have a fatal attraction stalker type on ur hands!

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pokefan813 16

Maybe April fools day wasn't the best time to break up...

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thecookielovrxx 8

O_O crazy gf u got there(:

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keyyoutee 2

That's what you get for not being a man and telling her this to her face instead of over the phone.

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Xalandra 17

And you thought April Fools day was the best day to try and break up with her... over the phone? Wow talk about a failtacular, next time put on your balls and do it in person. If you're that scared of how she'll react dump her in a public place.

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