By PixieWrists - 13/03/2012 17:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML
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Webslinger66 10

You are beautiful. No matter what they say!! You now owe me $50

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Webslinger66 10

You are beautiful. No matter what they say!! You now owe me $50

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s0m3guy2010 21

1- $50 and you don't include even one shitty vocal run? I'm taking my money elsewhere.

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pinkcrayola 0

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NuTrees 9

71- some people need an ear to pour their selves to. Not everyone has a sound mind to solve there own problems.

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jonriise18 3

OP really should have realized the minute the therapist started talking about "genie's in a bottle".

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Bad92LX 1

Yes, you ARE in fact a genie in a bottle.

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daxxbuttons 12

115 - You /do/ realize that there's more than one type of currency, yes? And that she's talking pounds, not dollars? So yes. Approx 180$ is about 100 of their pounds.

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LilyCow 5

Sounds like anyone can be a therapist these days then

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lolmigosh 15

op should look at their Reflection and see if they're making the right choice

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ninjuh_wingman 29

You paid for some expensive songs.

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AkshaySauce 5

Not as expensive as on iTunes.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Maybe he pirated some music and the therapist was an RDAA spy

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tylersign 11

The next time, reply with some Keith Urban stuff, see if she gets the hint.

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blackbelt25 12

Next time pay her with monopoly money.

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unoffensivename 0

I'd quote Christina Aguilera Lyrics, but I listen to good music.

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muzy 23

Did you smoke something which interferes with your ability, to form coherent sentences ?

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TomHarrow 5

Made perfect sense to me. Read it again maybe.

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saidawhiting 14

muzy, did you smoke something which interferes with your ability to use commas properly?

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redhedsaysrawr 18

saidawhiting, did you smoke something that interferes with your ability to not be a jerk?

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saidawhiting 14

redheadsaysrawr - No, I can be a jerk without the aid of any mind-altering substances.

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nublets 12

To those to stupid to the the very obvious joke, read it like this: THE RAPIST. Now put those words together and what do you have? Yes thats right Therapist. Problem solved

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THExistentialist 13

36- smoke something and you might be able to comprehend coherent sentences.

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sycosyd_97 1

#36 r u dumb? That has to be the dumbest and rudest comment on here. Can u not read or did u not turn on your brain today?

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daxxbuttons 12

"dumbest" AND "rudest" Comment? Really? Not only the dumbest comment on this thread, but the one that offends the most people? Doubtful. #36 is being an ass, sure. But you're exaggerating.

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MissNicky_fml 0

#36 reread it

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jillianmathers12 13

Go and get your money back!

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hahayourmom101 5

how much is £100 in U.S. dollars. sorry im quite lazy

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muzy 23

Don't know but I can tell you how much wow gold that is.

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blackbelt25 12

I got $131.29. But that's from an app that's who knows hold old.

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saidawhiting 14

At the current exchange rate, one pound is about 1.6 USD, so $160.

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FMLshark 12

In the time you spent making that comment and waiting for people to answer, you could have googled this five times over. The more you know.

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BunBunBabe 8

Wow that would suck to realize that she had been repeating stupid lyrics from someone who didn't even write then on their own to begin with... Get a new therapist that one sucks and is not doing their job

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THExistentialist 13

you're right, she didn't write her own lyrics; it was her therapist.

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