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By badjob - 12/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I called the company with whom I had a job interview last week, which I thought went great, but hadn't heard back from. One of the interviewers claimed that I tried to grope her. FML

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By TabbiNicole - 15/07/2011 11:38 - United States

Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML

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Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone interview with a company. Excited, I prepared for the interview and conducted extensive research on the company. The interview ended within a minute. They'd got the wrong person. FML

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By KLM - 14/08/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML

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as260191 5

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:04

Did you?

fastcared 1

Saturday 12 September 2009 13:57

A similar thing happened to me; turns out the false claim against me was made by a very overweight woman who has a very negative self image. She claimed that I called her a "fat pig" -- Like I would do that during a job interview ??? Really weird, but there you are.

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as260191 5

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:04

Did you?

Poonheart 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 14:51

No, YOU'RE A TOWEL!

deadpool91 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 18:07

lol yup those were the days

moonlight_daze 8

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:10

I don't get it. Why would she have it in for you like that? You must've done something to make her feel uncomfortable in some way... I think.

the_stereotype 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 17:56

yeah...i don't see how someone could mistaken groping... sounds like she was one-night stand you never called back and now she's getting back at you

xMooMoox 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:41

Maybe she didn't want to work with him because she got a bad vibe, maybe he stared at her chest but he had good credentials so she had to say something drastic so they wouldn't hire him. Maybe shes just a pathological liar who gets off on attention, either way I don't think they would make good coworkers.

Trollkiller 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:24

I bet u facka have groped har otherwise y would she simply cry just like that or either she wants to get laid with u so either wqys it's ur lose lose

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Tuesday 8 June 2010 6:19

was that even English... u must be one of those drunken Irish folks

sch1ll 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:25

thats just stupid, unless u actually tried to grope her...actually no, its still just stupid

friscobuff 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:26

YDI FOR BEING A CREEPY MANIAC!

Topasofmagic 17

Sunday 22 December 2013 10:49

I'm pretty sure OP didn't grope her, there were probably just some misunderstanding (forgot, is groping something physical or verbal...) or the interviewer is a ****/bitch/other words fitting for her. In second thought, the later part is the most likely. B/

cabernet 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:42

Curious minds want to know.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:47

.... What the hell?

mccaincracker 6

Saturday 12 September 2009 13:17

What a bitch. FYL ________________________________ www.youtube/jimmyjimjobobo123.com

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:35

You know it's Youtube.com/[username], NOT Youtube/[username].com, right?

fastcared 1

Saturday 12 September 2009 13:57

xMooMoox 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:45

That sucks but maybe you did with your eyes, haha. Did you get the false claim cleared up? Or did you just move on? I don't know why anyone would believe her if she sat through a entire interview with you if someone was an ass to me or tried to grope me the interview would be over right then and on the latter part security called.