Love: Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him...

By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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By hoolabaloo - 08/03/2013 03:53 - India - Ahmadabad

Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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Not you, her

By Emily - 05/04/2021 20:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML

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Dead end

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 11:59

Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML

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Needed to know

By ohwell - 09/06/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML

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Remember bars?

By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By names suck and so do I - 08/08/2013 12:54 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML

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Panime 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:58

What an immature, yet awesomely hilarious joke. At least you get another chance to make it sound better.

Anyoniemous 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 0:32

Am I the only person that thought he actually answered it but pretended it was voicemail because he didn't like her back?

Comments

Panime 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:58

What an immature, yet awesomely hilarious joke. At least you get another chance to make it sound better.

cloverpi314 4

Friday 23 April 2010 1:44

oooohhhhh my gooood!! this is hilarious!!

pineappleducki 4

Friday 16 July 2010 4:20

wait, didn't op call him? so why would her voicemail go off?

Anyoniemous 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 0:32

Am I the only person that thought he actually answered it but pretended it was voicemail because he didn't like her back?

missalkali 8

Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:50

no... I also thought that... and still kinda do

z_x_c_v_b_n_m 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:58

yeah, my friend has a machine like that... tricks me almost everytime.

sugababy234565 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 21:09

so does my cousin. she made one just for me. I fall for it EVERY time.!

brave_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:59

I used to have my voicemail like that then I realized it was stupid, and changed it.

Squeaky_x3 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:01

oh my gosh, that stinks! I would be embarrassed.. >w

happy_animal_lov 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 6:43

but no one would know... it wasn't recording, so not FHL

jingojango 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:03

There you go, at least you got the rehearsal out of the way...time to muster up that courage once again;) good luck

manoverboard 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:03

I've always wanted to set my voicemail like that. But it sounds dumb. FYL. There must be a long pause...

cineturtle 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:03

ugh i hate voicemails like that... well you wanted to let him know, and now he does....i wonder what his response was...

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:05

That's pretty much how my voicemail. But if you really have the feelings for someone... wouldn't you wait for more of response then "hello" to start gushing? And how much could you really say in 10 seconds? Have you never called this person before? Because if you had, you'd have probably known how his voicemail goes.