By brokeass - 13/06/2012 12:29 - United States

Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML
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StanSmith_fml 9

That's when you kill it and throw it at the windshield of his car.

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enchi999 8

Landlords just don't listen these days.

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Davick 0

yeah because we hang our own noose stupid landlord

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MEM0817 18

You could catch it, cook it, and invite your landlord over for some dinner. Just make sure he's not smoking in the garden when you put the mouse in his food. :]

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Wayne913 13

If he has a hair piece, you could make a comment about his pet.

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NorthernLights96 5

Landlords tent to be the biggest bitches of the human race. Well, not really. They are below people in the government, and just above super models. FYL

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1crabbygirl 10

He's busting your nuggets.

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noisebox 1

Tell him about your no rent policy...until he stops being mousey.......

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Error504 6

It seems this is a Do-it-Yourself world. If the landlord won't help, buy mouse traps like I did! And let one into that landlord's room. ;D

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littlelotte98 3

tI would tell him to get his accusing ass in the place and then kill that rat himself cuz obviously u wouldn't be complaining about it if was my pet

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simsgirlgem 25

Yes you can have mice as pet's but if someone is saying they are seeing a mouse it means you got vermin not a tenant with a pet this landlord needs to be slapped

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