Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom...

By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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Shit's going down

By oGxFoopFoop - 28/05/2020 20:00

Today, I was taking a shit in my friend's bathroom when his brother's girlfriend walked in. Nobody decided to tell me that the lock didn’t work. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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Jump scare

By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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TheTruth1428 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

YDI. Shut the door if you expect privacy. Yes, it's creepy that his friend was watching, but you could have easily prevented it by just shutting the door. I'm sure you wouldn't have crapped yourself in the 2 seconds it takes to shut it.

hellohello9 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

where were you looking before you looked up at him?

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nonconscious 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:36

How do you "forget" to close the bathroom door? Don't you do it every time you go in there?

VitamiX 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:51

that'th cool

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Monday 28 September 2009 21:41

******* close the door, not a hard concept.

acoo155 0

Monday 28 September 2009 21:48

YDI: you're an idiot.

veelababe09 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:13

ur bother's friend is a creeper lol

bds0688 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:34

Maybe the door didn't shut all the way? I don't see her leaving it wide open, but pushing it and it didn't click, left enough of a crack for a peeping tom to see? Either way, just a shitty situation to be involved in.

T_r_i_c_k_Y 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:40

No pun intended, right?

f_alltheirlives 3

Monday 28 September 2009 23:15

You went to go #2 but in that perverts eyes, you became #1!!!!!!!!!!!

sugar_407 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:10

1. what are you, like three? "I had to go number 2!" we get it, you had to take a shit. 2. It takes all of what, 1/2 a second to push the door closed AS YOU WALK THROUGH IT. ydi.

neon_shoes 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:08

wow. this is wrong in so many ways.

rachelbrianna25 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 11:53

HAHAHAHAHA!! One time, when I was 7ish I was at my cousin's house. I had to pee so not thinking I just opened the bathroom door & it was my uncle sitting on the toilet seat taking a shit. now THAT IS AWKWARD! LMAO!