By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
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TheTruth1428 0

YDI. Shut the door if you expect privacy. Yes, it's creepy that his friend was watching, but you could have easily prevented it by just shutting the door. I'm sure you wouldn't have crapped yourself in the 2 seconds it takes to shut it.

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hellohello9 0

where were you looking before you looked up at him?

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King_of_Kings 3

AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA You gotta admire his sense of humor though.

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Intoxicunt 5

You...wanted your brother to see you poop instead? "YOU'RE MY SISTER! YOU'RE MY SISTER!!!"

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MissyMisdemeanor 0

Well it could have been worse...he could have taken a picture lol my mom used to do that. But I feel for you that's pretty embarassing. Hope the friend wasn't cute...

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Intoxicunt 5

Wait, what? Your mom took pictures of you ********? Pics or it didn't happen! :)

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DrunkenValor 0

"Mmm, and this is a picture of the first bowel movement he had in 2002. Look how sloshy it is."

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King_of_Kings 3

@ #16 Why do you want to see pics of someone ********? What? For proof? I don't believe that for a second!

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Intoxicunt 5

You got me. I just wanted to watch it and cry and hold myself. :(

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King_of_Kings 3

@ #18 Cry and hold yourself? And whilst looking at shit pics? Are you okay? Send me a private message if you want/need to talk to someone!

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my_fml_account 2

internet white knight to the rescue :'D someone needs to turn on their sarcasm radar.

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Intoxicunt 5

LOL. Yeah, it was sarcasm. I'll still talk to you though. I'm more ****** up than you could possibly talk me through, but not in a "cry and hold myself" way.

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cmac86 23

your mom used to take pics of you ********? that's the most disturbing thin I've ever heard. op: even when I'm fixin to have a tsunami of shit, I shut all the doors and make sure I have enough tp and wipes and all. if not, get some.

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tiffanyjean 3

some parents do it when the kid poops in a training potty for the 1st time, then to toilet. pretty much little kid to big kid

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hatin_76 0

How is it even possible to forget to close the door? This seems like a pretty basic thing. You'd have to of had a gallon of hershey's syrup ready to explode for me to believe you could forget.

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the_stereotype 0

that's disgusting

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sportastef 0

These comments are funnier than the FML. I love you all! :D

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Vaetrus 0

Digress is the word. @42: In a family household you don't always need to shut the door, just hinge is close to closed and your family obviously knows that it is occupied. And they are your family so you don't expect anyone to have a feces fetish and want to watch. Also... pictures and videos of pooping.. peeping boobs in the washroom.. this crap has all gone to the shitters.

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Kenpachi_fml 0

u should have offered him if he want to eat some of it.. =O)

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tadagash 0

You forgot to shut the door? Priorities, woman!

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