By MarBlu - 23/01/2014 12:53 - United States

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML
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FML_Elle 17

Stubbing your toe can really hurt! And thank you for your service

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That_Ginger 18

Just be thankful you didn't step on a lego block. Many a good men have lost their lives to those foul pieces of plastic.

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HammyBear13 8

Hes a soldier, not a Marine. Hes allowed to cry over a stubbed toe. The Army is the gentler side of the military. Go ahead and cry OP.

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PYROxSYCO3 7

I hate that, you can take a gut shot from a paint round but littlest shit can **** you over big time

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music87 14

Hey, it hurts to stub your toe! Toes were made for balance, not strength. I stubbed mine really bad the other day. It STILL hurts.

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beddyby12 4

Thank you for your service and I hope that toe feels better! It really does hurt!

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ct5555 15

I get it the army are ******* and the marines are tough sons of bitches

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i_lik_tomaters 21

Stubbing your toe hurts. I've broken multiple toes doing that

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