Kids: Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open,... - FML

By chocolateisyum - 09/10/2011 11:13 - Australia

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML

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Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:00

I cancelled the wedding

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 18:34

Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O

YayFlameWarz 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 18:35

Bad parenting is bad.

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TXGator 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:22

What is a footy?

pottergal 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 6:40

Football

roxyelizabeth 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 7:47

Oh wow. Looks like it's time to leave him before you get married. I can't believe he was that stupid to leave young kids alone at home.

Cole__World 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:29

Tf is a footy.?? 0.o

kitsune3 20

Monday 7 November 2011 5:25

Leave it to Americans to ask that so many times. It's football, or as you call it, "soccer."

Army_angel28 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 15:43

Please tell me you had enough sense to dump his worthless butt

chocolateisyum 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 21:20

Yes, I did

dansco 24

Thursday 13 October 2011 7:35

Dump this idiot or stop leaving your kids with him! They could've been hurt!!!

Harlequin073 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 15:18

Kill him!

devinchi 3

Friday 14 October 2011 1:14

what the **** is a footy?

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:05

it means football

Lysergic 0

Friday 28 October 2011 0:15

Sounds like a xanax blackout I had...

roseriddle 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 23:58

Make him clean up the mess.

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