By chocolateisyum - 09/10/2011 11:13 - Australia

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9

Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O

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snazzymcwho 21

um, I hope you mean EX fiancé. leaving the ******* kids alone!?!? BIG no no.

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rinzlerkitty94 31

Please tell me you didn't actually marry him.

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obeykaitlyn 25

isn't it illegal to have children that young stay at home alone?

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sharond23 10

I would not stay with a man who thinks it's Ok to leave small children alone.

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sharond23 10

I would drop his sorry ass in a heartbeat. to leave 2 small children alone like that is illegal and irresponsible.

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123Puppy 33

I’m proud of you for cancelling the wedding. I hope you’re okay!

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randybryant799 20

Anyone who leaves kids that age home alone should be thrown in jail. That's child abandonment. Why in the world would you want to marry a man like that?

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randybryant799 20

And you want to marry a man who would leave children that age all alone? Wow.

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