By Jimbo - 25/05/2010 09:29 - United States

Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML
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Dopeyrox 0

well, at least your use to the water right?

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Gummybears4life 0

theres a quick-e-mart in seattle close to where my sister is.... so yes it is real lol

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Lolitia 4

You deserved it for being a trained killer and a disgrace to the human race! Just kidding of course, that sucks. :/ FYL

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onorexveritas 23

Theeeeee Siiiiimpssssooooonnnnssss

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cfalen 0

you left the sea, the sea come to you :p

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RedPillSucks 31

The sailor said Brandy, you're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea.

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tminihan 0

you live in russia right case you go from the sea then see come to u

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FYLDeep 25

I'm sure the tide will turn in your favor soon enough.

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confucious 0

I was in the navy to bro. California.

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Chaotonic 2

Oh wow that completely blows, I'm sorry about the semi-wasted leave time. But hey you can try again at holiday stand down.

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maimay234 0

Aw that sucks. Thanks for your service though. It'll come around.

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OMGitsKaleyxo 0

so take a boat to the quick e mart. nbd.

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