Transportation, Cars and Jealousy: Wild thing

Wild thing

By ChrisBak - 24/11/2021 14:02

Today, my wife keyed my car and spilled wine on the seats because she saw I commented on a female friend’s picture on Facebook. I told her how repairs are gonna be expensive, and she responded, “You should have thought about that before complimenting other bitches on Facebook!” FML

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Don't rock the boat

By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 00:00

Today, my wife put petrol in my diesel car and ruined the engine, I got a bit upset, but I wasn’t screaming or yelling or anything, but she flew completely off the handle at me at how I was putting all the blame on her and it wasn’t fair. I ended up apologising to her for her mistake. FML

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By time to lawyer up - 20/02/2014 21:20 - United States - Forney

Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML

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The cost of friendship

By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 12:00

Today, my wife found out about all the crazy stuff my ex and I used to do in my car, which I still drive. Serves me right for encouraging them to be friends. I hope she doesn’t find out about what went down on our ottoman, I can’t afford a new one. FML

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Insane jealousy

By Iammsofed - 17/06/2021 14:01

Today, my wife threw my Macbook out a window and tore up important work documents, all because she saw me talking to a female colleague of mine. I confronted her about the damage, and she responded, "Go ask the bitch you were with the other day to help you with that." FML

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You deserved it 120

Carefree

By Anonymous - 26/07/2023 12:00

Today, my wife got rear-ended and won't call the police, file an insurance claim, or send a photo of the wreck. She's too busy boozing it up in the city with her girlfriend. This is going to be an expensive lesson in adulting. FML

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MY WAIF!

By Bogrbon - 26/01/2022 20:01

Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML

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You deserved it 115

Unreasonable

By Whipped af - 05/10/2023 01:30

Today, my wife forced me to delete a female friend’s number off my phone because she’s jealous of our friendship. She then showed me a demonstration of what will happen if I contact her again, with a photo she got from her Facebook, gasoline, and a match to “make sure we understand each other.” FML

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You deserved it 219

Nice of you

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 04:26 - United States

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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Do you who I am?

By Badder.Sadder.Cooler - 11/06/2023 12:00

Today, my wife’s single friend got drunk at my Master’s graduation party and went a long-winded rant about what a good partner I am. I’d be flattered if the fusing of praise of me with single person problems didn’t come off sounding like a jilted lover. We’d only met twice pre-party. FML

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You deserved it 113

I'm innocent!

By DavidJ - 16/06/2023 18:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were on the road. She saw that I got an innocent text from a friend, Melissa. In a fit of jealous rage, she put the gear of my car to “P” causing the car behind me to rear end me. My bumper fell off. She told me, “Tell that bitch Melissa to take care of that.” FML

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You deserved it 175

mike3775 35

Wednesday 24 November 2021 14:04

Time to seek a good divorce attorney

Silver_helmet 10

Wednesday 24 November 2021 16:01

You need to sit down with her. Start with her anger management, jealousy and finish with your desire to have a break. Find a family member to live - your parents, uncles. Before getting out, be sure to pack all important documents related to your bank account. Sadly this event probably broke your marriage.

Comments

mike3775 35

Wednesday 24 November 2021 14:04

Time to seek a good divorce attorney

Silver_helmet 10

Wednesday 24 November 2021 16:01

ashlston 12

Thursday 25 November 2021 0:12

Obviously she's off her rocker and super jealous, but come on. Don't be complimenting women's pictures online.. "friend" or not

yousodi 10

Thursday 25 November 2021 7:51

Please 😆🙄

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 25 November 2021 1:30

Her use of the word other indicates that she realises that she is a bitch herself.

magnumpeyote66 6

Thursday 25 November 2021 15:44

GET OUT you married a psycho. leave before she kills you.

hobbestherost666 3

Thursday 25 November 2021 16:42

Divorce sucks but it is better than that, kick her to the curb

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 25 November 2021 17:37

You have a wife who really cares about you and loses it if she think she's going to lose you. Behave yourself. You have a good woman!

Studious_Gluteus 18

Thursday 25 November 2021 20:12

There are so many far better ways to express one's care for their lover than jealousy fueled vandalism. A good partner does not put their partner in a position where they have to continually protect themself from this behavior.