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By Jimbo - 25/05/2010 09:29 - United States

Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML
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Dopeyrox 0

well, at least your use to the water right?

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hockeyhouse 5

Welcome home and thanks for your service. That's both serious and sarcastic. ;o)

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trumpetGIRL12345 0

sempter fi

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sweetiepie514 0

how the hell r u writing this fml if ur town got flooded!! i think this is fake!!

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TiffanyBlews27 0

That sucks. You leave the sea only to come back to it. :(

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Lunatik89 0

lmfao why don't u just swim u r a squid...by the way I'm a Marine

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ace12294 0

this isn't even real. quick e mart is only in the simpsons, and as far as I know there haven't been any bad floods anywhere recently

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Forenzics 10

Actually Nashville and the surrounding areas had a record flood that only happens every hundred years... Watch the news or something.

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RedPillSucks 31

Only if the airport was flooded. He may very well live 10s of minutes or a hour or so away from an airport.

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gibbons88 0

thanks for serving. at least u can get around with eas

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