Love: Today, I came home on leave from a 7 month deployment to Iraq....

By FUSMC - 12/08/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I came home on leave from a 7 month deployment to Iraq. I wanted to see my girlfriend today, but she needed to spend time with her sick grandmother. As it turns out, her sick grandmother and my cousin are the same person. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML

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By mook05 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML

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By saywhat - 26/01/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 20:00

Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML

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By homealone - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By Oriianna Raiinbow - 23/10/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

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By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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By FML - 10/09/2017 16:00

Today, I returned home from my aunt's funeral abroad to find my boyfriend in bed with my sister, who claimed she was unable to fly due to the flu. FML

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You what?

By daddyrobyn - 18/12/2018 13:30

Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML

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Devikarawr 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:29

wow sucks to be you.... what a mean person. both your gf and your cousin.

ohheykiwi 2

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:54

People, she told him she had to spend time with her grandmother, but it was actually his cousin. She was cheating on him with his cousin! FYL, OP. This truly sucks.

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sublime93 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:25

Too much of these fmls. What a drag. ******* military.

Ohhaithar 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:26

Ohmygod. Me too. I'm so confused..

Brooklynxman 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:26

ex-girlfriend ex-not in hospital with face met a fist syndrome-cousin heheh Im and ass

zabeth_fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:33

Hahaha wow that took a while to understand. I get it now. FYL! Sorry about that but at least you know what kind of person she is now. Move on and find someone better.

Carlynator09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:45

wow thats awful man, you deserve much better, shes a bitch

ivoryXkiss 5

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:58

Well, isn't that awkward.

flinkpamingo 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 17:09

What the hell is wrong with people? It's like not many people have a sense of decency or committment. You WILL find someone who truly LOVES you. Who wants to be with YOU. Raise your standards. And by the way, thank you so much for your service. I am grateful as is my family. I'm so sorry you had to come back to this situation. Thinking you a hug. Really tight and long, cuz a man in uniform....mmmmm! ;o) Made you smile!!!

BadOwner 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 17:10

I hope she catches a rare STD and the only treatment for it is in Iraq.

TheBlueLotus 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 17:23

I'm sorry to hear your girlfriend is treating you so badly.. and so is your cousin. But there are women out there who would be happy to be with you and be loyal to you! Keep your chin up, you rock and are awesome for protecting this country. I'm sure your ex will regret what she did.