By FUSMC - 12/08/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I came home on leave from a 7 month deployment to Iraq. I wanted to see my girlfriend today, but she needed to spend time with her sick grandmother. As it turns out, her sick grandmother and my cousin are the same person. FML
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Devikarawr 0

wow sucks to be you.... what a mean person. both your gf and your cousin.

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ohheykiwi 2

People, she told him she had to spend time with her grandmother, but it was actually his cousin. She was cheating on him with his cousin! FYL, OP. This truly sucks.

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Powahouse 0

Kill them both. Just kidding, but **** man...that's the worst. You couldn't have explained it any better though. hahahaha

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skiBOAT 0

Dude, I totally took this to mean that her grandmother is his cousin and that they're somehow related. Fgsfdsddffs

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jaybirdka 0

I hope you kick the shit out of your cousin and that **** catches the clap.

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SorchaD 0

So are you distantly related or is she cheating on you? Explain yourself!

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soiree_fml 0

Here's hoping you don't let this burn you forever and you find a good woman to stand by your side. Thanks for all you do for us.

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paris78_fml 0

wait .. so you're related? or you got cheated on? i don't get it ..

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MysticCeltic 0

Wtf? Are you really that stupid? L2read!! He said his g/f and his cousin...NO BLOOD RELATION THERE DUMBASS! Btw, FYL OP but YDI for just using her to get laid!

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