Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated,... - FML

By ifailsobadly - 13/08/2011 20:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

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ifailsobadly 18

Monday 2 January 2012 2:35

Wow. You're completely right :3 And I'm reading these months later, and most of the comments are 'Get a GF', 'get laid' or 'go outside'. Well, I don't understand how having a girlfriend would make me less upset, I'm under the legal age of sex so sorry guys, and go outside? Do people think I'm an aggrophobe? Of course I go out, I ubilt this in someo fo my spare time! :D

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bn326160 13

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:20

Find a girlfriend. A real one.

DrIDGAF 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:31

THOSE DAMN CREEPERS BLOWIN' UP MY HOUSE!

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gatesofthewest 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:19

That's a nice house ya got there. Be a shame if something happened to it...

asherah14 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:20

Oh my god. Go outside and get a damn life. You seriously cried over a totally fictional house that was destroyed.

bellejoslin 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:20

LOSER

GamerMatt97 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:31

Wow u know there r much better things in this world than playing a game.don't let it take over your life NERD

epicepidural 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:33

dude I'm so sorry /:

SnJester 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:07

It would be a shame if anything happened to it.

eloheljeykeh 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:33

That'ssssss a very niccccce houssssse you have there

y012345 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:37

ask an admin to ban and roll back the griefer :)

lifecontroller 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:40

God damn creepers

cheer4ever96 8

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:51

I'm sorry, but you need a life. Go out and get yourself a girlfriend or a hobby.

BoredomCentral 8

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:56

Get a life? And maybe a real home.

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