By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 681
You deserved it 3 647

Same thing different taste

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mcrluverchick 9

That is quite possibly the stupidest reasoning I've ever seen

Maybe they were hot? All you people assuming they are gay, even if they are so what? I doubt he is gay, you people need to stop jumping to conclusions.

One person made a gay comment. I don't know who all these " people" that you are referring to are...

HogwartsDropout7 0

"Everyone, let's play Monopoly outside in the heat instead of indoors." "But what about when we get hot? Will we restart the game indoors?" "No, we'll strip." Sounds logical; not.

HogwartsDropout7 0

Well, that could be how it happened.

Xquisite1 28

Were they drunk? Straight men don't play monopoly naked with other men.

at least they playing something and not with each other?

HogwartsDropout7 0

Imagine what will happen at the bachelor party. Maybe they'll mix it up and play Scene It or Sorry while naked.

perdix 29

I'm thinking you don't have a Monopoly on his penis?

perdix 29

Actually, it looks like "monopoly" and the other concepts of capitalism go out the window when you are playing naked with your "mates." This looks more like the utopian communism Marx envisioned, not the drab Soviet version that actually occurred.

So you mean Chinese communism... It's not communism we just say it is so you can't have your right :D

perdix 29

No, #72, I mean Marx' unrealistic vision of communism. He thought there would be no need for governments. In the context of the naked, all-male, backyard Monopoly game, Marx would say there is a "dicktatorship of the proletariat."

Where is your pun on the bourgeois you can totally make one I have like three right now a

perdix 29

I'm lobbing these softballs over the plate for you and others to knock out of the park. Naked guys in the backyard; workers controlling the means of production?

In soviet Russia naked men play you!!!!