Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly... - FML

By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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By joedoe - 18/07/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By nekkidness - 21/11/2012 21:06 - United States - Carthage

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 05:02

Today, my fiancé and I finally had the house to ourselves for the night for the first time in MONTHS, and we don't know when we will get a chance like this again. So, he texts his buddy to play zombies. FML

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bellakaykid 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:05

At least they weren't in the front yard.

TransitionCovert 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:04

Did he win the Get out of Jail Free card?

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:33

He was playing Monopoly not Hide The Bologna, idiot. Being naked with men is not gay. Get your head out of your ass.

Wolvy_fml 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:35

Why wasn't I invited?

Pelreskovich 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:38

That's awesome, ask if you can join. Nothing beats watching Deadliest Catch naked though..

hiloyesno104 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:44

Explain to me how that sucks?

Pelreskovich 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:46

What a stupid, pointless comment.. Men are naked together ALL the time.

raymaster1103 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:46

Lucky I want to see.

xxmel 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:49

No one else plays Monopoly naked ? Oh ..

btstig 11

Monday 16 January 2012 6:51

You're 17. You shouldn't be playing anything naked. Go study.

Phluid 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:52

Nothing beats the thrill of Naked Candy Land.

EyeCeYu 7

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:52

Did you ask to play? Sounds fun.

sheethapins 13

Saturday 14 January 2012 17:02

You're right, that's insane! Who plays monopoly naked without wearing a monocle and top hat? How absurd.

btstig 11

Monday 16 January 2012 6:52

Every time I read one of your comments. I do so with Stewie's voice in my head.

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