Miscellaneous: Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of...

By joedoe - 18/07/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 17:47 - United States - New Milford

Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML

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Return to lender

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML

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By KayDayParade - 28/08/2011 00:38 - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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It's funny because it's true

By screwed - 22/05/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By Yudor - 21/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

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tttron 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:03

ahaha that's awesome

CFR 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:06

You crazy strippers and your board games...

Comments

tttron 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:03

ahaha that's awesome

Blue_Coconuts 7

Saturday 18 July 2009 20:54

That was my first idea. Sounds like a good night.

MrZach 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 2:55

That's a good night. I highly doubt guys were putting those dollar bills in. If they were dudes it would go like this: Today, I was wasted and my friend was stripping in a thong while i put fake dollar bills in his thong. FML.

boredworker 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 7:39

Agreed with #1, that just made my life!!!

jeffy_lima 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:03

yay monopoly?

robertandrew 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:31

Sorry for Party Rocking?

lovemin 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:04

hopefully there weren't any new pics of you on facebook....

tenniskettle 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:08

there will be, only an idiot would pass up that moment by not taking incriminating pictures of the hilarity.

meeeep 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:04

sounds like you were giving some lap dances

KittenOnAcid 1

Sunday 19 July 2009 7:31

haha sounds like a sexy party.

CFR 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:06

You crazy strippers and your board games...

lynnesey 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:54

LOL. good times.

CyclonePsycho 1

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:08

...Strip Monopoly gone wild?

iBimmer 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:09

YDI for playing Monopoly.

gtdoll 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 20:03

YDI for being an ass. Ibimmer are u proud that thousands of ppl online hate you?

pyroanarchist23 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 0:25

lmao sometimes your comments are just retarded but that one was ****** funny

Person1233 12

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:26

You need to get a new hobby... or get laid... These comments of yours are just... -.-

edthered 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:12

Could be worse, your friends could've decided you weren't worth the monopoly money :P ^^

Nonnag 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 23:26

This is so true, personally atleast its funny and not creepy (Imagine what the people would have thought had there been no monopoly money... It would be more disturbing then funny...)

_Noon_ 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:19

YDI for drinking waaaay too much.

curryndricegirll 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:45

yeah. this is the tenth one that's like "boo hoo, my actions(aka drinking) have consequences"

genius_man16 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 20:15

Agreed. I mean it's your fault for drinking. At first I was like "wtf, how can you not wake up to that?" but then i re-read it and saw the "partying" part. YDI for being upset that your getting wasted ended up badly.