Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college....

By jag talar - 07/09/2011 00:01 - Canada

Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML

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By Awesome - 17/08/2011 00:05

Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML

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By SwedishBozo - 15/03/2009 01:30 - United States

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

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By Blöde Gans - 25/11/2014 16:14 - United States - Ormond Beach

Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML

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By Favorite - 13/11/2023 15:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, my mom scolded me for ruining my sister's "vacation" here. She just got deported from abroad, and was only gone for 2 months after falling for a marriage scam. Now she deludes to herself that she was born and raised there, and claims not to understand our mother tongue, calling it third world primate language. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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By familyfued - 17/02/2018 01:30

Today, I discovered the terrible things my parents say about my wife while visiting them. They speak in Arabic around us and I've never really been able to understand them. Guess who hasn't only brushed up on his Arabic, but spent the last 6 months teaching his wife… FML

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By spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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By biblepain - 28/03/2015 02:12 - United States - Tucson

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 14:45 - Brunei Darussalam

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

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By jan420 - 09/11/2012 22:03 - Norway - Moss

Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML

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azcardinals1307 2

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:41

well, it does depend on the location, but that's pretty harsh of them.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:44

Anything to do with Scandanavia is awesome.

Comments

Lasscat 1

Wednesday 19 October 2011 20:48

Swedish. What the hell are you going to do with that? Unless you plan to pick up some hot swedish chicks, than, that's useful. Other than that? Swedish? That's a waste of money...you parents must be sssooo proud of you.

dmadsen33 9

Thursday 27 October 2011 16:43

Wow, swedish is one of the hardest languages ever.. And in one year..? That's is pretty cool man.! Svenska puss fraan mig!

persephone28 15

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:23

Swedish can be useful for most germanic languages. Depending on what dialect you can understand Danish, Norwegian, and some of German. really depends on where u live tho.

RAUN 8

Tuesday 29 November 2011 2:25

Tell them, "De gustibus non est disputandem."

churlss 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 15:26

det är jävligt användbart!

bermec 0

Monday 30 January 2012 16:46

Der får du igjen for å lære svensk istedenfor norsk!

Dojan 16

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:55

Norwegian is practically a Swedish accent. It's like comparing American English and British English. Although, all Scandinavian languages are pretty useless to be honest.

katerose18 1

Friday 17 February 2012 5:42

It is. When would that ever help you in life?

NoLifePanda 4

Monday 26 March 2012 17:29

You should have learned danish or norwegian. They understand both the other language plus swedish, but swedish people don't understand them. I'm swedish, and I don't get a shit they're talking about. I can't even hear the difference.

I_LostTheGame42 3

Sunday 6 May 2012 22:35

If you want to work in Sweden you have to speak perfect swedish, but if you don't it's almost worthless. The more languages you know the better. BTW I live in Sweden